frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

(via personalbattlefield)

(Source: mavisgarys, via walmartgoddess)

reasons I can relate to a possum:

- tired & unkempt
- emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
- no work ethic
- lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
- will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
- sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(Source: brinepools, via calumhooddoesitgood)

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

(via saggy-titty)

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

(via lukespoopface)

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

damnthatswhack:

You what your dog?

(via saggy-titty)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via famousest)

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

(Source: freeindie, via sofilltometheparting-glass)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via sorry)

chillaxemurderer:

sometimes im hungry and other times im asleep

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Some people take this website to seriously. 

image

(via i-suck-dick)

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

(via braydaaan)

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

(via highclasssoccermom)

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur, via josh-collides-with-the-sykes)