oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

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scenequeen-dan:

hurleyquinn:

haitian-sensation:

thefuuuucomics:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here 

what fucking song if that from though

Second and Sebring by Of Mice and Men 

(Source: animalsforpresident, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

(via keeganjamesmommy)

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via alexwinslade)

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

image

(via monsturcat)

(Source: iraffiruse, via kanyewest-coast)

  • 3rd Grade Teacher: 

    Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: 

    Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: 

    Bruh
  • Me: 

    Bruh

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via verylaugh)

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

(via spaghettihos)

memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
image

yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

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