nocuer:

Choking her is outdated, you gotta stab the bitch 

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cartoonexpress:

I saw a tweet that called those obsessive disney fans “waltaboos” and that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

(via bigtiddyknockers)

decaffeinated:

whiskeywesley:

Found this on a subreddit and I nearly fucking choked.

Reblog to yeet away your followers’ dysphoria.

(via animalisticandimmature)

lokidyke:

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blackgirlsvevo:

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

(via bunnymyeonny)

unclefather:

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

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